lalala blah blah

don't ask why
something about this boy's face
makes it look like he's got
gas



last night i went to a
patio party
and sucked on dirty martinis
'til i was very, very happy



but i didn't get to kiss any of these



though a couple of these
were more than willing



so i took off as soon as i could



and headed for a friend's house



where i surprised two boys
who were trying to make their way out



but i soon got bored,
decided to call it a night,
and staggered home to bed